不行 叫120
他一直渡来渡去
不时停下
咿——呀 来了个贵妃醉酒
真喝
然后又渡来渡去
想当戏子 我问
不许辱我国粹 呛呛呛——看刀
亮相
关公的青龙偃月把我茶杯飞了出去
沒关系
继续
渡着渡着
突然跨上椅子
左手一叉腰 右手高举酒杯
中华人民共和国成立了……
打住
打住
这算哪一出
戏路变化得也太快
不过……等等
酒杯不行 大腕要用大碗
像
老人家那天……有喝酒吗
开天劈地哪能不喝
好家伙
一饮而尽
直接跳上了桌子
中国人民从此跳起来了
站起来了 我纠正
別教我
这叫再创造
再说 跳不是更高吗
就差点
酒
没喷到我脸上
那……就跳吧
现在已不是像不像的问题
一代……那个……天骄
呛呛呛
只识……弯弓……那个
射……咿——呀 那个鸟
打住
打住
看来已经打不住了
这症状
不行 叫120
Have to Call 120
He has been walking up and down
And stoping, from time to time
Yi — oh, to drink as the Drunken Beauty
To drink really
Then walking up and down
Want to be an actor, I asked
Do not insult the quintessence of Chinese culture, qiang qiang qiang — by the sword
Make a stage pose
Guan Yu’s green dragon crescent moon sword makes my cup flying out
It’s okay
Go on
Walking up and down
Suddenly stepped onto a chair
Left hand, akimbo, right hand highly holding a wine glass
People’s Republic of China was established…
Stop
Stop
What is this
Show changes too fast
But …… wait wait
The wine glass is not big, just big bowl, by big bowl
Like
Elderly people on that day… did have a drink
That was the first time splitting skies and mountains, how not to drink
Good guy
Drank off
Jumped on the table directly
The Chinese people have jumped up
Stood up, I corrected
Don’t teach me
This is called re-creation
Besides, to jump is higher
It was almost
Liqueur
Did not spray on my face
Well, jump now…
Now is not the problem that like or not like
A generation…that…Tianjiao
Qiang qiang qiang
Just know… bow…that
Shot…Yi —oh, that bird
Stop
Stop
It seems that he can not stop
This symptom
Have to call 120
©Translated by Sophy Chen